The Bulge

This was my Facebook status at one point last week:

How am I supposed to concentrate on working out when there's a hot straight guy with a ginormous dick wearing sweat pants without underwear in the weight room?

I'm still like a 14 year old in some ways. I have a pretty long list of things guys have, wear, or do that turns me on:

• Has a nice smile
• Has hairy forearms
• Rides a crotch rocket
• Doesn't shave his happy trail
• Wears white socks
• Has a butch walk
• Plays rugby
• Plays soccer
• Plays lacrosse
• Plays baseball
• Wears a baseball cap
• Has a nice butt
• Has hairy legs
• Laughs a lot
• Uses the word, "bro"
• Drives a FedEx truck
• Enlists in the military
• Knows how to dance
• Carries his own water bottle
• Walks a dog
• Wears flip flops and jeans
• Lifts his t-shirt to reach an itch
• Winks
• Musses his hair
• Etc.

But of all that, there is one thing that turns me on faster than anything. That's when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts without underwear.



I especially like seeing guys like this in places like the grocery store or out to breakfast, when you can tell he just threw something on and walked out the door, and when he looks so casual that it's likely he doesn't even know that you can see the outline of his dick through his pants. This outfit, when combined with that aloof attitude, is just about the hottest thing a cute guy can do.

Hands down.

Photo in this post courtesy of Wicked Gay Blog.